Monday, December 17, 2012

Avatar S1E6: Imprisoned

Last time on Avatar, King Bumi taught us all the true meaning of trollface and we got a glimpse into the constant looming existential crisis that is the life of Cabbage Guy. This time, the previously on segment wants to remind us that Zuko exists and Aang and Katara want something more to eat than the nuts (some of which may be rocks) that Sokka has brought them.

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Avatar S1E5: The King of Omashu

Last time on Avatar, Sokka really didn't need any pants where they were going because he ended up wearing the Kyoshi warrior dress in the end. This time, they're going to the Earth Kingdom of Omashu ZOMG BUMI SHOW ME THE BUMI.

Friday, November 2, 2012

Avatar S1E4: The Warriors of Kyoshi

Last time on Avatar, Aang discovered the second part of the show's title and everyone was awesome but Zhao. This time, Aang has no clue where he's going and the randomly placed Avatar sightings have led Zuko to believe that the kid must be "a master of evasion." This is what you'd call overestimating your enemy.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Avatar S1E3: The Southern Air Temple

Last time on Avatar, Zuko proved he is a Terminator-level badass, Sokka proved he has tons of heart and lets it turn off his brain at will and Aang proved that snow beats battleship. Katara had nothing to prove because she basically introduced herself by 'sploding an iceberg. This episode is called "The Southern Air Temple," so I think it must be the episode in which Aang completely loses his shit after realizing what being gone for 100 years really means. We all know it's coming. Shall we?

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Avatar S1E2: The Avatar Returns

Last time on Avatar: The Last Airbender, we met the Avatar, who is also the last airbender, as well as Sokka, Katara, their entire village and the Fire Nation battleship ready to unleash ice-melting hell on it. Prince Zuko thinks Aang is a little old man, his uncle Iroh thinks only the greatest of things, and I think it's time we get on with the second episode - after the jump. I can totally format things!

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Avatar S1E1: The Boy in the Iceberg

Check it out, it's my very first blog post (now with a jump edited in)! I'm sure I ought to include some preamble about who I am and what I'm doing, but I'd rather just cut to the chase. I made this blog so as to amuse whoever stumbles across it with my reactions to media that I consume, so for now, all you need to know is that it's Avatar time. Warning: I said a swear in the fifth paragraph of this post. Consider this a blanket warning that I will not be censoring myself because some phrases are just plain funnier with curse words in them.